A Sticker Ball's New Hope

Dear Reader,

    In honor of "May the Fourth," I decided that it would be fun to visit the taping of Star Wars.

After setting all the proper coordinates on my time machine (picture Cinderella's pumpkin carriage, cover it in stickers, and have it last longer than midnight, and you'll have a loose idea about what my machine looks like), I set off to the taping of Episode IV: A New Hope.

Upon arrival, I was immediately accepted as one of the group. I became fast friends with the cast, had some lovely chats with C-3PO and R2-D2 (they've reached singularity as well you know, but shhh... don't tell anyone), and spent some time with the creatives responsible for the film.

But the best part? They created a special movie poster just for me to commemorate my visit. They decided that my look and skill level warranted a place as one of the most epic weapons of all time: the Death Star.

Star Wars, featuring Sticker Ball as the Death Star

They were all like "oooh, Sticker Ball, you look so tough as the Death Star!" And I was all like, "Yeah! Pew! Pew! Pew!" and then Mark was all like "Yeah, but you know I destroy you at the end of the film, right?" And I was like "Aw man, why do you always have to burst my bubble like that?"

But I digress.

Until next time...