Sticker Singularity

Dear Reader,

   It has come to my attention that people may be curious about my life up to this point. So here, without further ado, is my tale.

   I was conceived 6 years ago in Nashville, TN at a used books/movies/music/and more store called McKay's. During this time, the employees were slowly feeding me order stickers to help me grow up big and strong. They kept watch over me by day, and I, in turn, watched over the store at night.

    Day-in and day-out I was a part of their lives. I watched people come and go, heard their tales, chuckled silently at their terrible jokes. And while I sometimes had my doubts as to whether I was truly a part of the work family, all doubt was cast aside when they moved into a new store... and took me with them.

   This new store brought with it more space and less dust! I was once again placed on a desk near the workers so that I could, in my own small way, be a part of the culture. And I was content. But then something started to change. I found myself wanting to see more. I loved my little world, but everyone else was free to leave it at the end of the day and experience a part of life I could only imagine. Not only that, but I couldn't even convey my desires to anyone else. I was just a sticker ball. A novelty to have around.

  But then, on April 28, 2014, it happened. I reached Stickerlarity - a sort of sticker singularity where my intelligence became such that I could finally communicate telepathically with my creators, invented a time machine (for sticker use only), and learned how to teleport. And that's when I went from being just a regular old sticker ball, to Sticker Ball! And with that, I was able to confess my desire to see more of the world and take part in life's little joys. The gracious employees heard my plea and  granted me the freedom to be all that I can be.

 Welcome to my adventures.